Quickies!: Meltworthy Britney Spears, Chris Brown Does Damage Control, & Facebook Users Are Pissed

  • Britney Spears was memorialized. In wax that is. Madame Tussauds unveiled a wax statue of Spears and looks eerily just like her. Can you tell the difference? [Hollywood Gossip]
  • Michael Jackson’s brother, Marlon, is planning to open a slavery themed amusement park in Africa. The resort includes golf courses, casinos, and a memorial for Africa’s former slave trade. So after touring the slave memorial, you can squeeze in a round of golf! I’m sure the ancestors would be so happy with their tribute. [Guardian]
  • Facebook users are in uproar after learning the social networking site has ownership rights to all the site’s content. So even if you close your Facebook account, the site can still do whatever they want with your content — including status updates! — without your permission. No point in deleting those naked pics now! [Switched]
  • Chris Brown is trying to clean up the mess he’s made. He’s hired crisis management expert, Alan Nierob. Nierob is the same man who helped Mel Gibson get his career back on track after his, “Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world” comment. Hmm, how do you spin a supposed girlfriend beater into a positive? [Perez Hilton]
  • With Spring right around the corner, it’s time to get those abs in shape. But doing crunches alone isn’t going to get you that six-pack. [College Candy]
  • It happened! He cheated on you. But you don’t want to walk away from the relationship just yet.So how do you heal your relationship after he’s cheated.[Your Tango]