Random Email From A Polite Craigslist Perv
I recently posted an ad on Craiglist selling a beautiful, twice-worn pair of Christian Louboutin pumps that my ex gave me as a gift. (I’m selling them because they pinch my feet and, frankly, are just a reminder of our failed relationship, where he was willing to shell out the big bucks, but not emotional availability.) Check out one of the responses I received, after the jump…
Mon, 2/16/2009, 12:25 pm
I want to start off by saying that the shoes you are selling are absolutely beautiful and very sexy…As long as I can remember, I have thought a woman in heels is one of the most sensuous and seductive images. I have a few close girl-friends who understood my appreciation for woman’s feet and let me pamper, massage, and take care of their feet. On special occasions like their birthday we would go high heel shopping together and I would purchase them their favorite designer heels. How does a new pair of Louboutins’ sound? ; ) You have some great taste in shoes since you are selling such a sexy pair and also have an appreciation and put time into caring about your feet. I was wondering if you are interested in setting up such an arrangement. I understand it’s a little out of place and random but I am in no rush and if you want to grab coffee or drinks just to get to know one another to make you feel comfortable and see the type of person I am that is fine. I’m intelligent, easy on the eyes, and an ambitious individual and looking for that one open-minded woman who understands me and is willing to do this. I have many pictures and can send upon request. In the end, it can be fun for both of us. I didn’t mean to disrespect you in anyway and if you are interested, I’m looking forward to hearing from you. Otherwise, best of luck on selling your shoes!
Um, really? Can’t a girl sell an expensive pair of shoes with annoying sentimental value in peace?