Star Couplings: Jay-Z Is Going Kick Chris Brown’s Butt, “Gossip Girl” Guys Are Stinky

  • Chris Brown reportedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to kill you,” as he allegedly choked her until she lost consciousness. [Perez Hilton]
  • Jay-Z was enraged when he heard about Chris Brown allegedly assaulting Rihanna. According to a source, he said, “Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew.” [New York Post]
  • While Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at the British Film and Television Arts Awards, their four eldest children terrorized guests at the Dorchester Hotel. [National Enquirer]
  • Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford’s Chelsea love shack, er bachelor pad, reportedly stinks. They’re apparently too lazy to call Merry Maids. [Daily News]
  • Z-lister Maksim Chmerkovskiy of “Dancing with the Stars” thinks his children with fiancee Karina Smirnoff will be like royalty. Hmm, maybe on the competitive dancing circuit, but the rest of the world probably won’t care. []
  • Tameka Foster, the woman who snagged and married Usher, went down to Brazil for some liposuction, but her body went into cardiac and respiratory arrest while she was being anesthetized. [Dlisted]