Quickies!: A Sexy Fake Perfume Ad, More Chris Brown Details, & “Grey’s” Departures

  • This is a little too abstract for us to completely understand, but it includes two of our biggest girl crushes ever, so we thought we’d share. Roman Polanski directed a fake commercial for a fake perfume called Greed. This faux ad is supposedly commenting on the hype that surrounds the launch of new luxury products. Whatever, we want to steal Williams’ Little Black Riding Hood look. [DazedDigital.com]
  • Rihanna’s grandmother said people shouldn’t worry about Rihanna because she’s doing fine and doesn’t have a broken nose. Thanks for the update Nana! [Perez Hilton]
  • The “Got Milk” folks won’t renew Chris Brown’s ad campaign when it expires this week. Similarly, Wrigley’s Doublemint has suspended the ads featuring Brown until the issue is resolved. Oh, and radio stations are already stopping playing Brown’s music. [DListed and Cleveland.com]
  • T.I. gave Chris Brown some encouragement, stating, “This too shall pass.” What original poetry, T.I.! Kanye West, on the other hand, is ready to dance battle Chris Brown for allegedly assaulting his “baby sis.” [E! Online]
  • Both Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight are leaving “Grey’s Anatomy,” according to their co-star James Pickens Jr. We’re sure Heigl will land on her feet as long as she quits her bratty complaining, but T.R. Knight…not so sure. [New York Post]
  • “Twilight” fans swarmed Vancouver in the hopes of being cast as a member of Jacob Black’s Native American clan. [E! Online]
  • Bar Rafaeli is the latest model to grace the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover. [Candy Kirby]
  • We guess Ray J didn’t find love on his VH1 dating reality show because he left the Grammy Awards with his on-and-off girlfriend Whitney Houston. [Popbytes]
  • Albert Hammond Jr. (from The Strokes) thinks he knows a lot about women. But does he? [Guardian U.K.]