Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of February 6th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award five of you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This weeks winner’s will receive 1928 Jewelry. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab… Least Mysterious Commuter
kyd22 in The Top Ten Things Women Shouldn’t Do In Public

Kyd22 must have a really steady hand.

sorry but i do my makeup on the bus almost everyday. i need that extra ten minutes of sleep and really, who am i trying to keep the mystique for? the homeless people and other cubicle zombies i ride the bus with?

Slowest Comer of the Week
Orion in Doin’ It With Dr. V: The Uncut Man

We appreciate a guy like Orion who tries to hold back.

Most men will tell you they don’t need extra/more feeling in their head. It’s already sensitive enough, and I fear if I had more feeling I’d probably be a two-pump-chump

Defender of Female-written Erotica
Alexa in Does Erotica Endorse Casual Sex?

Alexa put Dirty Mail writer Rowan Pelling in his place.

Wait, tell me again why we should give a #### about what some man has to say about what is or is not a betrayal to women and feminism. How in the hell would he know? I think he needs to worry about his own life and not that of women. Perhaps he’s just jealous because he’s not getting any benefit from all that supposed promiscuity.

Best Eye for Detail
fallenangel915 in Is David Beckham Happy To See You With Or Without Photoshop?

Beckham’s package really isn’t that impressive.

Looks like all balls to me. Meh.

Nostalgia Tripper of the Week
Taurwen in Dealbreaker: Horrendous Tattoos

Taurwen should hookup with a gamer who remembers the good ol’ days of Super Nintendo.

The dragon from Mario Kart? Yoshi? If I could find a guy with a Yoshi Tattoo I would jump him so fast…

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Hanky Panky Low Rise Thongs to three lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!