Quickies!: Mars Is The New Celeb Kid On The Block, Stay Youthful Like Demi Moore

  • Bronx Mogli has been dethroned. Mars Merkaba, Erykah Badu’s newborn, now has the strangest celebrity baby name. [Dlisted]
  • Lynne from “The Real Housewives of Orange County” is dumb as a box of white rice. Not only is she not sure there’s air conditioning in her home, but she also thinks horseradish comes from little ponies. Now my dreams of Lynne putting Vicki’s million dollar ass in its trailer park place have been crushed. [Dlisted]
  • Michelle Obama’s hairstylist will train D.C.-area stylists to do the first lady’s hair because he doesn’t want to move, and flying back and forth isn’t practical in this economic climate. How do I get an application for this apprenticeship program? [Perez Hilton]
  • Simon Cowell is really trying to remake his image as a nice guy outside of “American Idol.” He paid to stop the foreclosure of past “Idol” winner Fantasia Barrino’s house. [Mediatakeout]
  • Demi Moore looks great for a 46-year-old. But we’ll save you the newsstand price of a tabloid and reveal her six simple secrets: cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgery, and makeup. [Popbytes]
  • Customs officials stopped a 23-year-old guy at Melbourne International Airport and discovered he had stashed two live pigeons in tights he was wearing. Two of my relatives smuggled turtles into the U.S. when they were children by simply placing the reptiles in their pockets. It’s nice to know customs agents have gotten better at their jobs. [Candy Kirby]
  • Greg Behrendt, co-author of He’s Just Not That Into You, discusses common dating mistakes. The biggest one is not expecting people to be who they’ve proven themselves to be. [Dear Sugar]
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