Star Couplings: David Spade Doesn’t Get Girls Because He’s Funny

  • We’ve finally figured out why David Spade always has a hot girlfriend. He’s hung in a major way. We knew it couldn’t be his personality because he’s not that funny. [Perez Hilton]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow said she can’t believe husband Chris Martin stuck with her when she was devastated by her father’s death. Ummm, isn’t that what husbands are for? She also shook off rumors that her marriage is over. []
  • Rapper Ludacris might have married his child’s mother. She was recently spotted wearing a wedding ring. I guess I have to end the relationship going on in my head now. [Mediatakeout]
  • Anne Hathaway is taking her father to the Oscars this year. He’s a much safer bet than a crook. [Just Jared]
  • Vivica A. Fox sees your love future in her crystal ball on the Psychic Friends Network, just don’t expect to get a definitive answer right away. Hey, she has to make her rent somehow. [DListed]