Quickies!: Demi And Ashton To Adopt & Chris Brown’s New Girl

  • A dad took his kid to the dentist to have an extra tooth removed. Afterwards, he filmed him, feeling a little kooky! Kids are funny. [YouTube]
  • Four thousand women are running for political office in Iraq this year. Amazing. [Feministing]
  • Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have supposedly decided to secretly adopt a baby. If anyone is going to have children, it should be these two. [PerezHilton]
  • A blogger hypothesizes about what it would be like if people took a business-like approach to dating. [Luxurious Vulgarity]
  • Fashion trends that KILL! [Cracked]
  • If Chris Brown and Rihanna really did break up, he’s moving on awfully fast. He’s been spotted all over Paris with some chick that is NOT Ri-Ri. [Bossip]
  • The crazy woman who just gave birth to eight kids has hired a publicist to represent her to the media. Is this chick really sick or really brilliant? [DListed]