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Super Bowl Porn: Who’s To Blame?

Comcast Cable customers in Tuscon, Arizona got to watch more than the Pittsburgh Steelers winning yesterday’s game. Right after the Arizona Cardinals took the lead in the 4th quarter, the game action was replaced by a clip from a porn for 10 seconds and showed a woman pulling a man’s penis out of his pants. Comcast is doing a full investigation to figure out how this happened, but I think I have a list of possible suspects. After the jump, the five possible culprits behind the porn prank…1. Janet Jackson: Five years have passed since “Nipplegate,” but the controversy still haunts her career. This penis malfunction may have finally taken some of the attention off her wardrobe malfunction. Seriously, I would be surprised if Janet is somewhere laughing her behind off.

2. John McCain: He’s still bitter about losing the election and not being President. May he wanted to do something to put his state back in the spotlight!

3. Passionate Steelers Fan: Some die-hard Pittsburgh fan, who just happens to live in Arizona, maybe got a little nervous when the Cardinals took the lead. His defense can be it was a crime of passion.

4. George Michael: Everyone know he loves a good public display of affection!

5. Jenna Jameson: Her pregnancy has put her porn career on pause, but this is a way to continue entertaining her fans.

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