Quickies!: Jessica Simpson’s Flattering Outfit, Bank Of England Stomps On Women’s Rights

  • Jessica Simpson has learned that a simple T-shirt, jeans and a scarf is always best if you don’t have a professional stylist. [Popbytes]
  • Putting too much pressure on your guy for a marriage proposal could end up backfiring on you if he really isn’t ready. And no one wants to marry a nag. [Dear Sugar]
  • These TV characters will definitely make your bachelorette party a night to remember. [Your Tango]
  • The Bank of England sent a memo to its female employees outlining what is considered business appropriate. The female employees are expected to match their skirt to their shoes and always wear some kind of makeup. [Shine] — They’re also expected to let their male boss smack their rump whenever he feels like it.
  • Not that we really care about her, but Amanda Bynes has been channeling “Pretty Woman” — before the makeover. [Candy Kirby]
  • When mothered by humans, baby chimps are more cognitively advanced than the average toddler. [Asylum]