Star Couplings: What Was Behind The Prince Harry And Chelsy Davy Split?

  • Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy split up because she’s homesick for Africa and he seems too committed to army life. You’d think that being a prince would make it possible for you to take extra time here and there. []
  • Guy Ritchie’s father, John, said he’s pleased Madge and his son split, adding that the worst thing would be if they reconciled. I guess it’s not obvious to John that Madonna has definitely moved on. [Perez Hilton]
  • Salma Hayek and Colin Farrell shared intimate kisses at the Golden Globes, according to a rather nosy person. Colin is cute and all, but he’s not stepdad material. Can he even hold a baby properly? [DListed]
  • Tony Romo cheated on Jessica Simpson with a brunette at her house. It’s time Jessica learns it’s all right to be alone for awhile because this relationship is so doomed. [Star]
  • Kimora Lee Simmons can grow a baby bump in three days flat. That has to be a record or maybe she’s just really bloated. [Mediatakeout]