Quickies!: WTF! Evan Rachel Wood And Mickey Rourke Kissed, Plus Never-Ending Orgasms

  • Mickey Rourke tongue-wrestled with Evan Rachel Wood at the SAG Awards after-party. It’s official: Wood has seriously questionable taste in men. [Candy Kirby]
  • “Lipstick Jungle” may return to TV, but if you really need a SATC substitute, you should just watch the original on cable. [Perez Hilton]
  • Matt Damon hates all the Jason Bourne vs. James Bond crap. “They could never make a James Bond movie like any of the Bourne films. Because Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He’s repulsive,” he said. I couldn’t have said it better, Matt. [Dlisted]
  • The tricks Cesar Millan uses to train pooches can actually be used to train your man. This brings new meaning to “men are dogs.” [Your Tango]
  • Feeling aroused for hours, days, and even weeks is more of curse than a blessing for women suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome. Not much is known about what causes this condition, but I personally know that using a too strong vibrator can cause orgasmic spasms days later. [Dear Sugar]
  • These budget-friendly accessories will definitely update your look. [Shine]
  • The “breastaurant,” a restaurant like Hooters where tits and ass are the appetizers, has proven to be recession-proof. Two Hooters competitors are opening in Texas. [Asylum]