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Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of January 23rd 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week well award five of you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This weeks winner’s will receive the Dumped! Fun and Games Activity Book. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab…

Friskiest Pet Owner
Abarita in Dealbreaker: The Guy Who Hated Dogs
Abarita shows us Iggy Pop’s probable inspiration for “I Wanna Be Your Dog:”

”My boyfriend says he doesn’t like small dogs (I have a yorkie/maltese), but when he comes home from work who does he give kisses to first? Yes, that’s right, my dog! Perhaps if I got down on all fours…hmm.”

Male Member Of The Week
benglish320 in Dating Drama: What’s The Best Time For Sexytime?
He and his girlfriend sound cooler than one of those frozen coffee drinks! So I doubt they’ll need the prize, but he still deserved the big-ups.

“My current girlfriend is really into getting down in the morning. She says it’s better than coffee for getting up, and that I’m her ‘manspresso.’ It never fails to make me laugh when I hear her say that. Me, personally, I’ve gotta go with the current girlfriend, I like it in the morning.”

Most Hilarious Hunger
Hanners in Celebrate The Inauguration With Free Abortion Donuts
What could be more important than defending our right to choose? Our right to a free donut!

“I swear to god, if those pro-lifers ruin my chance at a free donut, I am going to go down to my local Planned Parenthood on protest day and hand out some serious beatdowns. Our economy is in a shambles. DO NOT DENY ME MY WALLET FRIENDLY PASTRY, YOU REACTIONARY RIGHT WING BASTARDS!”

Showin’ Some Motherly Inaugural Love
masheville 
in Quick Pic: Sasha Obama Thinks Her Dad’s Speech Rocked
Look out Beyoncé:

”That’s the real Sasha Fierce! Those two are absolutely adorable. I hope the media and the general public will be kind to them, unlike the way Chelsea Clinton was ripped apart. I heart the Obamas.”

Best Declaration Of Reclamation
Brooklyn
 in Spike Calls Salma Hayek & Liv Tyler “Butterbodies”
Brooklyn’s got a point: Why get mad when we can do it better?

“I think women all over the world should adopt the term ‘Butterbody’ and use it when some sleaze in a bar tries to pick her up. Example:
Guy: Hey, I noticed you from across the room and wanted to come over and say hello.
Girl: You mean you noticed my butterbody? That’s right, my body is so smooth and tasty like butter you wish I would spread myself all over you.
Butterbody = smooth, sexy and fabulous. Viva Oleo!”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away totally craveable and delicious Sunny Seed Drops. Good luck and keep on commentin’!

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