If you didn’t make it to D.C. for any of the real inaugural balls, head to Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy in LA on Jan. 24 for Dr. Susan Block’s Eros Day “Orgy for Obama.” From the looks of the invite, the event is actually an orgy, rather than merely an Obama love-fest. And — bonus! — if you’re not in LA this Saturday, you can watch the orgy live online, just like the Inauguration! [BuzzFeed]
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