Thank God You’re A Woman

Catherine Strawn | January 16, 2009 - 6:00 pm

A friend emailed me some ads for Goldstar, an Israeli beer. The tagline for the campaign is “Thank God you’re a man.” After the jump, see the ads and why I’m thanking God I’m a woman.

Thank God you’re a woman…because you can slurp tasty “girlie” drinks without being made fun of, always have a code-word (“bathroom”) for when you want to gossip, and actually care about hygiene!

Thank God you’re a woman…because you care about more than the size of a man’s genitals and how well he operates them in bed.

Thank God you’re a woman…because you see life as a series of options to be explored, rather than accepting other people’s decisions as your own.

Click here, here, and here to see the ads in a size big enough that you won’t have to squint. Why are you glad you’re a woman? Tell us after the jump!