Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of January 16th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week well award five of you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This weeks winner’s will receive the Ted Gibson Body Kit full of goodies to make you silky smooth. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift of Gab…

Best Doggy Style
in Dudes Reviewing Movies: Slumdog Millionaire
What is it about rom-com’s and a guy who’s willing to watch one?! Yagmag sums it up:

“That moustache boy is hot. I’ll be the slumdog to his millionaire any day!”

Lover Under Cover
Chico B in Love Vandal: If Love Is The New Hate, What’s The New Love?
Good question, hilarious answer.

“Haven’t you heard? Blankets with sleeves in them are the new love.”

Funniest Push!
Emilie in Woman Pregnant With Car Lies Down, Waits For It To Come Out

“imagine the skidmarks.”

Greatest Say It, Don’t Spray It
 in Quickies!: Jessica Simpson Is Dirty And Lindsay Lohan Is Straight
Skeddy teaches this baby fine haired bitch and Jessica Simpson a lesson all in one comment.

”Not that I’m jumping to defend Jessica, but I only “wash” my hair a few times a month too. But that’s because I have curly (read: dry) hair, and I scrub with conditioner every other day instead. Lots of curly girls do that. But I have zero idea why Jessica Simpson would need to do that with her swap-em-in-n-out extensions.”

Best Friend
ExGirlfriend in Quickies!: Celebrate Chuck Bass, Whitney Port Has A Wardrobe Malfunction, & Pink Is Bad For Girls
When a pap snapped a pic of Rihanna with a lil lip issue that millions of Americans (like this blogger) have, in an attempt to embarrass her, ExGirlfriend rushed to her side:

“Well, good to know that I’m not the only one suffering from a killer cold sore. Me and Rihanna are herpes twins! Yay!”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away totally craveable Dumped! Fun And Games Activity Book. Good luck and keep on commentin’!