Frisky Hate Mail: Articles For Bitchy, Gold Digging Sluts!

We get a lot of mail from readers, some insanely flattering, some helpful (thanks for doing a little free copy-editing for us, guys!), and plenty of nasty hate mail. With that in mind, we’re going to post some of the best reader mail we get from time to time, because we totally appreciate that you even take the time to write!

From: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:45:17
So your snappy headlines of ‘5 types of online losers to avoid’ made it on CNN. Well done! I guess there is big business bashing guys every day, week, month, year, huh? How about writing an article such as ‘How to NOT be a Golddigger or at least perceived as one,’ ‘Being a Bitch, the down side,’ and ‘Being a Slut does not entitle you to access to a guys bank account?’

Wow, someone must have stole a five dollar bill out of your pocket this morning! Bitter much? Anyway, in regards to your articles suggestions — considering the fact that a solid portion of our readers are bitchy gold digging sluts, we would really be doing them a disservice by publishing those kinds of articles. May I suggest you take your pitches to Douchebag Weekly instead? They LOVE that kind of stuff.