Quickies!: Jessica Simpson Is Dirty And Lindsay Lohan Is Straight

  • Eww gross! Jessica Simpson only washes her hair two or three times a month. [Star]
  • The man who created Barbie was a total horn-dog. [Daily Mail]
  • This hockey player must have been hungry at last night’s Ottawa Senators game. He bit a player on the opposing team. [ESPN]
  • Sean Penn and Lindsay Lohan were seen canoodling in public. She seems to have bounced back fast from that break-up with what’s her name. [dlisted]
  • Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back again. He’s showing his clothing line at New York’s Fashion Week. [Celebitchy]
  • Angelina Jolie is taking a much deserved rest from the movie biz to spend time with her fam. [Perez Hilton]
  • Patrick Swayze was rushed to the hospital for pneumonia. [Us Weekly]