Commenters Ball: Our Five Favorite Comments Of The Week
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week well award five of you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This weeks winner’s will receive Margo Morrison’s beautiful turquoise earrings sported by celebs like Blake Lively. Dang that’s hot! So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Commenters Ball… The Straight Shooter
hawaiianpeach in Frisky Rant: I’m Fat, So?!
While I stood on my soapbox for almost 500 words about how all body types have their sex appeal, hawaiianpeach broke it down in 50.
”A guy friend once advised that by the point men get you nekkid (as we southerners are known to say) they don’t give a #### about dimples, wrinkles, or pimples. Honestly honey clothing may cover up your skin but a guy has a decent view of what your birthday suit looks like. Clothes just accentuate what is there.”
The Frisky’s Obi-Wan Kenobi
Lyz in Girl Talk: I Fantasize About Other Men
Wendy was feeling guilty about her dream lovers because she thought being in a stable, settled relationship made her fantasize about what could be if she was single. But Lyz flipped the coin…
“The thing is. Life is unpredictable. And around the corner there is a whole new life you never dreamed of. You think that being in a long term relationship means your life is mapped out and its just coasting from here on out, but nothing could be further from the truth. It just brings new challenges and new excitements and a whole new twist to your life story. Maybe the fantasies are because what is coming isn’t familiar, while the chase of a new guy is.”
“…and if it makes your man cum faster — you know it’s time to get out!”
“It makes me happy to see Dakota Fanning dressing and looking her age. She’s not covered in war paint with her wanna-be-baby-fat-disguised-as-cleavage hanging out. She gives me hope that there are still normal teenage girls in Hollywood not snorting the kitchen sink up their nose and pissing their money away.”
Best Public Defender
MissChaotic in Ann Coulter Hates On New First Lady’s Sense Of Style
As “Perceptible” said in response to Ann Coulter Has A Bone To Pick With Single Mothers, this c-u-next-Tuesday “gives conservatives a bad name.” But when Coulter dissed on our girl Michelle Obama’s classic style, Miss Chaotic let her have it.
“Ann Coulter wouldn’t know class if it shot her in the face.”
Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away totally craveable Ted Gibson Body Kits. Good luck and keep on commentin’!