Quickies!: The Girls Next Door Have Been Replaced

  • If you haven’t checked out the VH1 “Rock of Love: Charm School Reunion” where Sharon Osbourne beats Megan’s ass, watch it above.
  • Hugh Hefner didn’t waste any time recruiting new hot blond chicks to keep him company in the mansion. He got those twins a few months ago, and now he’s added a third! [DListed]
  • Alyssa Millano is engaged. And no, it’s not to a baseball player. [PerezHilton]
  • Our most hated “Real Housewife of Atlanta,” Kim, is supposedly dating Lindsay Lohan’s dad. Guess she’s got a new Big (Deadbeat) Poppa. [Media Takeout]
  • Paula Abdul is in talks to get her own daytime TV talk show. This would actually be amazing. Do you remember “Hey Paula”? [Celebitchy]
  • In more American Idol news since we can’t get enough of it, Sanjaya Malakar, the boy who’s better known for his crazy hair styles than singing ability, is releasing an album. [DListed]