Smell Like “Twilight”

The entire time I was reading “Twilight” I obsessed over the way Edward smelled to Bella and the Bella smelled to Edward. So sweet! So enticing! So mouth-watering! I sort of thought that they both probably smelled similar to the smell wafting from the “Nuts 4 Nuts” carts on the street in New York City — overwhelmingly, almost nauseatingly sweet. Well, I’ll have to wonder no longer. There’s now a “Twilight”-branded fragrance! The bottle is shaped like an apple — as Perez Hilton points out, it’s a direct ripoff of the bottle for Nina Ricci’s fragrance — and you can bet every teenage girl in the universe is going to be spritzing this crap on in the hopes that a vampire smells them and comes running. [Perez Hilton]