Quickies:! Gag! George Clooney Gets Cozy With Paris Hilton?!

  • Say it ain’t so. George Clooney has been seen hanging out and looking extra cozy with…Paris Hilton!!?? He must not have heard I’m available now. George call me!. [Life And Style]
  • Eek. Luxury online shopping site Net-A-Porter.com is launching an outlet site filled with nothing but ridiculous sales called TheOutnet.com. [Sara Zucker’s Tumblr]
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may want to be the hot version of the Duggars, but Angie’s doctor is telling her no more kids or she may be in danger of serious health risks. I have a feeling that’s not going to stop her from procreating. [The Blemish]
  • Oprah is dishing out relationship advice so we all better read it since her relationship with Gayle Steadman is so solid. [YourTango]
  • Fergie is trying to drop those pounds for her January 10 wedding to sexy hunk Josh Duhamel. She should also practice not peeing on herself. [People]
  • Anderson Cooper wasn’t the only one in astonishment when CNN hosted the New Years Eve Countdown. His sidekick Erica Hill got a bit a surprise in the form of a v-tongue.[DListed]
  • Heather Locklear is one lucky SOB. She will face no jail time for her DUI charge. Must be nice to be a celeb. [PerezHilton]