Commenters Ball: Our Five Favorite Comments Of The Week

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week well award five of you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This weeks winner’s will receive Godiva’s Dark Chocolate Candy Cane Crunch. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Commenters Ball…

Freshest Stylist
KellyJean in How To Dress Up A Plain Black Dress
While Lori had some hints for adding to an outfit, KellyJean had some tips for the model (whose ribs we could count even with a dress on):

”I think that the box of Godiva Dark Chocolate Candy Cane Crunch could dress up this LBD.”

We Love You “Bish”es
Erin G in Frisky Hate Mail: You Crazy Chicks Should Learn Some Math!
Sure, I know a d-bag when I read their email, but I can’t do the math. Erin G stands up for the rest of us, like me, who flunked out of pre-alegbra, twice.

“F**K YOU buddy! I am a Frisky reader AND an ACCOUNTANT. Bish plz.”

Recessionista Special
Alison Wonderland 
 in Crave: “Do You Like Me?” T-Shirt
Alison Wonderland just saved me $25!

“A $2 Sharpie and a $7 t-shirt would give you the same results.”

Winter of ’69!
Isabela Laval in Mind Of Man: Mouth Love Is Meh
John DeVore isn’t that into getting knob bobbed because it makes him feel “disconcected.”. Wah, wah, wah….Isabela Laval has a point, buddy:

“Why does it have to be a passive thing? Just do the 69 already!

Best Bag Lady
in Would You Carry This Shopping Bag?
We’ve debated the merits of crotch grabbing, now even on a shopping bag. But KissmyhinE profiles the niche market customer:

“The guy who would carry this bag is my ex, who wore his ’20 ways to enjoy a pussy t-shirt’ when he came over to meet my parents…”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away bottles of a totally craveable Margo Morrison turquoise earrings. Good luck and keep on commentin’!