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How many ways can Becks find to wear his favorite naked lady, wifey Spice?  Why just this week alone he’s found a couple. 
#1- As The Frisky reported earlier, Victoria posed with nothing on but a smirk and some high heels for a Marc Jacobs’ skin cancer awareness campaign. The soccer dad was seen wearing her new chari-T shirt when he landed in Brazil on Tuesday.
#2- David wears his heart on his sleeve.  It’s tits for a tat as he just had his nudie cutie inked into his forearm next to a Hindu inscription of her name.
But they’re truly equals and Posh had her own plans for reciprocity, besides however she’s voo-doing him in the sack. The British bombshell has gotten yet another tattoo for her man right by her right hand. Guess now we know how they stay in touch when they’re far apart! [DListed]

Saying Tyra Banks is crazy is just redundant.  After all those seasons of the Surreal Life, everyone must know by now that it takes a well-crafted level of “look at me” to make it in the biz.  And in true celeb form, Tyra, the diva of drama queens, who screams all her lines like she’s getting slashed in a B horror movie, wants to be the gravitational pull of public attention. Whether she’s spooning Sherri Shepard on The View or showing off her model moves, she’s always doing something you have to watch like you’re rubbernecking a highway accident.  Unfortunately, in the media lately, she’s been made out to be a more of a car wreck than she deserves. She’s just a TV personality people! So we here at the Frisky just want to stand by our loud and proud lady.  We respect a woman, let alone a model, with a burgeoning career in her 30’s. And we’re super psyched about her new CW reality TV show which will be based on one of our fav movies The Devil Wears Prada.  So go on with your so bad it’s good self Ty Ty, we’ll be watching you compete in America’s Next Top Oprah!

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Maybe because she never settled down herself, Jane Austen created some mighty fine specimens for all of us to drool over – Fitzwilliam Darcy, George Wickham, and Frederick Wentworth to name a few. (If you’re not familiar with these names, you aren’t watching Masterpiece’s The Complete Jane Austen Sunday nights on PBS.) Now you can find out what their online dating profile might have looked like back in the day and pick your Austen man at PBS.org. After 40,010 votes, Mr. Darcy is currently on top. Surprisingly, Mr. Collins (the annoying clergyman/cousin to the Bennets in Pride and Prejudice) ranks seventh. I voted for John Willoughby from Sense and Sensibility. See his profile after the jump…

Seriously, it does seem like getting pregnant in Hollywood is just about as easy as this Funny Or Die clip suggests. [Funny Or Die]

Apparently, we do not get wiser as we get older. Reuters U.K. just reported on a new survey revealing that 12 percent of sexually active people over 50 don’t use contraception with their partner while not knowing their sexual history. Are they not concerned about getting STDs since they are through having kids and such? Because we’re pretty sure that having chlamydia would suck just as much at 62 as it would at 26. [Reuters U.K.]

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The Bath-O-Matic may sound like a gadget from the I Love Lucy Show, but even Lucy couldn’t mess up this new remote control precision bath-drawer.  Unique Automation has developed a console that will allow you to select the amount of water, the temperature, the scent, and the bubbles to take you to bed, bath, and beyond! You can start the water by sending it a text, touching a screen, or using your mouse.  Sure, it’s water and energy efficient, and a great thing to have if you’ve got kids to bathe.  But more importantly, no matter where you and your man are getting dirty, this gadget will have a warm bath ready and waiting for you. [Bath-O-Matic]

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It’s been a few years since one of our favorite movies ever, Y Tu Mama Tambien came out but we just haven’t stopped dreaming about its stars, Gael Garcia-Bernal and Diego Luna. This was one Hottie Sandwich that we got to see in action...minus a lady in the middle, of course. Relive the homoerotic hotness, after the jump!

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The word “Lapjuicer” is not in most people’s vocabularies, but it should be. Essentially, a Lapjuicer is a stool on which someone can perform a lap dance on piece fruit (an orange or lemon would work nicely) and juice it simultaneously. Quite genius, really. The Lapjuicer, designed by 3eyes, is one of many intriguing products on display in Sex in Design/Design in Sex, which opens today at New York’s Museum of Sex. The exhibit features sex toys through history (some made with horse hair), merkins (originally worn by sex workers following outbreaks of lice or syphilis), and beautifully designed everyday products by Karim Rashid and other designers that conjure up sexual images. Consider this a chance to round out your education.

Sex in Design/Design in Sex continues through April 2008. [Museum of Sex]

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Lost is back! Lost is back! I’m a Sawyer girl at heart, but Matthew Fox and his character, Jack, are always tempting me (and Kate!) away from the dark side. As Season 4 finally starts tonight, we’ll hopefully get to see just what the hell Jack meant when he told Kate that they should have never left the island and whether or not we’ll see either of these hotties shirtless now that they’re seemingly back on the mainland. Let my primetime addiction resume! [ABC: Lost]

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From Juno to Jamie Lynn Spears, teenage pregnancy is making a comeback—LL Cool J style (don’t call it a comeback, it’s been here for years!).  Thankfully, Seventeen magazine and the Candies clothing line are stepping up like a big sister to talk to teen girls about the trend. In the February issue, they lure the babies in with a candy themed make-up article, then get down to business, talking about the choices, chances, and responsibilities involved with sexual activity. From tips on handling tough situations to quotes from other girls who have gotten pregnant, Seventeen does a bang-up job with their spread. Bonus points to Fergie for being the poster girl for the new initiative—she knows what to put out. So take a hint from the headlines—if you’ve got a teen queen, you’ve got to school her in the ways of love.  Or just make her turn to page 110. [Seventeen Magazine]

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Vaginoplasty is the only way Dr. 90210 sees a vagina, but lucky for him, it’s reportedly his third most popular surgery. Ouch!  That’s a touchy way to make a buck. Every woman who has had their ‘gina waxed can tell you it’s painful getting ripped off, from the hair removal to the price of the waxing. But vaginoplasty is taking the cost and the cu-next-tuesday to a whole new level and America the beautiful is it eating it up! In a new HBO Real Sex short, bare-naked porn star Katie Morgan talks about the growing demand for the cosmetic procedure. From evening flaps to making the lining a tighter fit than an American Apparel xtra-small, maybe this is what people are talking about when they ask plastic surgeons for Angelina Jolie’s lips. After all, what wouldn’t we do for Brad Pitt?  However, with all this hoopla over the hoo-ha, a girl’s gotta wonder if this is the final frontier for equality. Like, what has he manscaped for me lately? [TMZ]

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A plane flying over a stadium with a banner flapping behind it reading “Will you marry me?” is not our idea of romance – does everything have to be so public? However, the benches in Central Park are another story. There are more than 9,000 benches in the park, and you can adopt one for $7,500 and pick what you want the plaque to say. Yes, there are a couple marriage proposals, but they seem sweet since the bench will remain there as long as the park does. [Central Park Conservancy via Gothamist]

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Every woman loves a smooth talker, but no man appreciates a stalker- especially Garrison Keillor. The author, musician, storyteller, and host of NPR’s variety radio show A Prairie Home Companion can now add sex symbol to his resume. The generous gentleman just dropped a restraining order against a woman who wouldn’t stop sending him care packages filled with love tokens like dead beetles and an alligator foot.  The crazy companion-ophile agreed to back off the radio star and let the rest of the animals in American live, although she plans to work on a book about how she believes, according to the St. Paul Pioneer Press, “she and Keillor influenced each other’s creative process.” Now this gal is nuttier than a couple months worth of on-air fundraising drives! Perhaps instead of their usual radio pitches, NPR could take a cue from their fans and the firemen and make a Hot Men of Public Radio Calendar. We’re sure a shirtless Ira Glass would bring in the big bucks! [TMZ]

Not just sequins and spandex, this time love was also in the air at the 2008 U.S. Figure Skating Championships.  Olympic skating stars John Baldwin and Rena Inoue both had successful singles careers. Inoue, originally skated for Japan, but fell for blond Baldwin and switched teams (not in the gay way). They skated together for the U.S. in the 2006 Winter Olympics and are the first duo to successfully land a triple axel. You know with moves like that, the sex must be pretty crazy!  After their most recent program at the national competition, John surprised Rena when he got down on bended knee in the middle of the ice and proposed. Aw, man. It was so cute, we began to feel guilty for staring at his butt. Luckily, we’ve still got single skating hotties Ryan Bradley and Brian Joubert to melt our ice.  So, congratulations to the happy couple on both their silver medal and their engagement!  [You Tube]

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Besides the opening monologue, the best part about the Academy Awards is the musical performances. My all-time favorite was Three 6 Mafia doing “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp,” from Hustle and Flow. Looking at this cool graphic, it seems like there might be a method for winning an Oscar for Best Song—including the words “love,” “heart,” dance,” or “remember” in your lyrics seems to help. (There are definitely exceptions, like the aforementioned tune.) Out of this year’s nominees, we’re rooting for “Falling Slowly” from Once, despite the fact that it contains none of these words. [Entertainment Weekly]

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My dog Lucca, a female mutt that has been fixed, has a thing for humping stuffed animals and balled up socks. It doesn’t make much sense, since she shouldn’t have any sexual urges, but I think she does it to assert authority (over an inanimate object). Which is why I thought this Designer Sex Doll for dogs would be the perfect gift for her second birthday! It looks vaguely like modern art and it will be easy for her to grasp with her front paws! [Nexus404]

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There is something fascinating in seeing how the obscenely rich live. Who hasn’t drooled over the mansions in Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous or obsessed about Tony Hawk’s personal skate park on MTV Cribs? And now, with Bravo’s The Millionaire Matchmaker, you get to see how they date. Or at least how they date on reality TV. The series premiered last week and I’m kind of hooked. Unlike Matched in Manhattan, there’s less take-away advice for the average viewer, because dating a millionaire is not like dating a normal man. Not everyone can date a millionaire, but the requirements aren’t as stringent as you might think. You just can’t be a gold digger, and you can’t be ugly.

In the series premiere, third-generation matchmaker Patti Stanger introduces one of her millionaire clients to one of her rules: No sex until they’re in a committed, exclusive relationship. What would happen if everyone followed this rule (besides less STDs going around)? [BravoTV.com]

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Say what you want about her recent red carpet outfits, but frankly, with a body like that, no one is looking at the dress. Since the Aussie actress turned dance floor diva in the late 80’s, she has survived grunge, perms, and breast cancer. And both her music and her good looks keep getting hotter! Infact, we’re starting to get suspicious that she’s one of those sexy robots that guy on the Colbert Report was talking about.  Her highly anticipated new album, simply called X, is set for release February 12.  Check out the video for one of her singles, which is entitled with the same onomatopoeia we’d use for her: Wow! (Props to Perez for getting it released early!) “Read my lips, I’m into you!” she says. Yeah, we know the feeling Kylie, cause we can’t get YOU out of our heads! [Perez Hilton]

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Oh John Edwards. If politics was about rugged good looks, a killer smile, and unapologetic sex appeal, you might have won the nation’s heart. But alas, a car salesman’s haircut, a Southern drawl, and a sassy and smart wife were not enough to guarantee you the Democratic nomination for President. With you out of the race, the voting booth will be lacking in some serious mojo on Election Day. But hey, something tells us People magazine might call about a little something called “The Sexiest Man Alive” issue—and that’s something Obama and Romney could never take away from you. [ABC News]