We’ve already read about the real resolutions celebrities have made for 2009, but we can think of more than a few who need some suggestions. After the jump, New Year’s resolutions 12 celebrities SHOULD be making.
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Jennifer Aniston resolves to stop talking about Brangelina and to stop dating John Mayer. |
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Kim Zolciak resolves to purchase a new wig made out of human hair and to stop telling that cancer story. |
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Madonna resolves to stop exercising for more than 45 minutes a day and to stop wearing leotards. |
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Kim Kardashian resolves to stop Googling herself and doing butt shots on the red carpet. |
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Kanye West resolves to being less self-absorbed and a better sport. |
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Robert Pattinson resolves to wash his hair at least every other day. |
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Beyonce resolves to stop appropriating people’s music and choreography and passing it off as her own. |
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Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and Victoria Beckham resolve to smile at the paparazzi every once in awhile. |
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Matthew McConaughey resolves to put on a shirt while in public. |
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Paris Hilton resolves to stop wearing pink. |
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Rihanna resolves to limit her body ink to two tattoos in 2009. |
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Ryan Gosling resolves to stop being shy and finally ask Amelia out on a date. |
