Quickies!: Our Wombs Have Sympathy Pains

  • A woman delivered a 14 pound baby. ZOMG! Two doctors were needed to lift the load out the womb. Every woman is in pain thinking about that. [Fox News]
  • Our own columnist Rachel Kramer Bussel interviews our own Susannah Breslin about sex writing and porn for The Huffington Post. Shameless plug of bitches me love alert! [Huffington Post]
  • Some anti-Scientology person is threatening Tom Cruise’s life. The threat is so severe the FBI has been notified. Maybe the killer is someone that regrets seeing “Valkyrie.” [Perez Hilton]
  • Here’s another reason we loooove Nicole Richie: she sends boyfriend Joel Madden sexy, dirty texts. She’s so like us. [Perez Hilton]
  • Britney’s got a new man…again. She’s fallen for a Bollywood choreographer who worked on her “Womanizer” video. [Dlisted]
  • “Brothers & Sisters” star Balthazar Getty is no longer a full-time character on the show–just a recurring one. Maybe if he’d stop smooching with Sienna Miller he’d still have a steady job. [Popeater]