What Guys Really Don’t Need To Say To Naked Women

Men’s Health has a list of the “The 30 Hottest Things To Say To A Naked Woman,” but the majority of lines on the list are actually what guys should actively avoid saying to a naked woman. After the jump, what’s on the list — from the sleazy to the cheesy to the creepy to the desperate — that naked women really don’t want to hear.1. “‘I can’t stop touching you.’”

2. “‘Do you feel this, too?’ (‘This’ being an incredible emotional euphoria.)”

3. “‘Hungry? Stay right here. I’ll go make you a burrito.’”

4. “Her name — her full name — followed by a ‘Wow.’”

5. “Nothing. Total, deliberate silence. You can stare at her, grab her, touch her, but don’t make a sound. If she tries to talk, place a finger on her lips.”

6. “While looking out the window at people not currently in bed with her: ‘Suckers.’”

7. “While looking at moonlight reflecting on the ceiling: ‘What do you see?’”

8. “‘Waking up with you is even better than sleeping with you.’”

9. “‘Squeeze my hand when it feels really amazing.’”

10. “‘Don’t ever leave me.’”

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