Top 10 Excuses For Not Wearing A Wedding Ring
There are guys (and gals!) out there who do not wear wedding rings. Some of them have never had a ring (weird hand-fasting ceremonies, etc) and some just choose not to encircle the fourth finger on their left hand with a hunk of precious or semi-precious metal. I’m sure you know a few of them and their reasoning may even make sense. But a lot of the rationale is BS and doesn’t really hold up in the light of day. Here are our top ten excuses for not wearing a wedding ring. 10) The Protection Racket: Insurance is expensive and feels like a rip-off. Don’t laugh, I have a good friend who leaves her ring at home because she doesn’t have insurance. Uh, maybe you can just get a hold-me-over ring until you get around to calling Geico (for your moneeeeey).
9) Ring Of Invisibility: Old Frodo went all transparent when they popped the One Ring on. Some women (and like 5 men) feel like they’ve gone into stealth mode when don wedding bands. Scrubs is a big fan of this concept, even The Todd won’t hit on a chick wearing a ring.
8) Restless Finger Syndrome: This mostly afflicts the dudes. There is something very foreign about wearing jewelry when you’re used to riding all naked-handed and some guys (and like 5 chicks) can’t help but fiddle. Get used to it, hopefully you’ll be rocking this uncomfortable hunk of white gold for the rest of your natural life.
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