Commenters Ball: Our Favorite Comments Of The Week

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week well award five of you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This weeks winner’s will receive Creative Nail Designs’ Stickey Base Coat which is guaranteed to make your mani-pedi last longer. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Commenters Ball… Best Commenter Turned Infomercial Copy Writer
ClatieK in The Snuggie: The Perfect Winter Onesie

“Snuggie, for people who think robes are too complicated.”

Best Defense Of Breastfeeding In Public
katnohat in Facebook Makes A Fuss About Breastfeeding

“Breastfeeding is about nourishing and feeding another human being. This is the sole purpose of the female breast. Society has sexualized a food source, go figure. Having said that, grown humans don’t have to cover up or hide when dining in public, why should babies have to?”

Best Comeback
siouxsienova in Dealbreaker: The Dumb Guy

“I dated a box of hair last year. He was insanely hot, but if I went above 4th grade vocabulary words he blew a gasket and accused me of being a smart ass. Honey, my ass is just a perk!”

Best Joke Made About Michelle Duggar’s Vagina
flatline in Can We Please Stop Fawning Over The Duggars Now?

“Is it wrong that whenever I see that woman I wonder if her vagina has turned into a water slide for babies by now?”

Best “Umm, Duh” Comment
fallenangel915 in I’m Bringing My Virginity Back

“Why the frick would I want to go through that again?”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away bottles of a totally craveable (and delicious!) Godiva Dark Chocolate Candy Cane Crunch. Good luck and keep on commentin’!