Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Hoping To Get Pregs

  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are supposedly actively trying to have a baby because there is no effing way Jess is letting Ashlee steal her thunder. [Perez Hilton]
  • Pete Wentz is so edgy. He tasted Momma Ashlee’s breast milk! Punk rock! [DListed]
  • John Mayer is THE WORST. He apparently hates Jennifer Aniston’s dogs. You know what I hate? Stupid fat lipped singers who hate dogs. [DListed]
  • Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette’s marriage has lasted so long because “divorce is not an option.” [Perez Hilton]
  • On last night’s episode of “The Hills,” MTV tried to clean up Spencer Pratt’s image — he refused to make his wedding to Heidi Montag legal because he wants her to have the wedding of her dreams. YAWN. [Us Weekly]
  • Jamie Spears has basically gotten a raise from the California courts for his “job” of “looking after” daughter Britney. [People]