Quickies!: Candy Canes Are The New Mace

  • A candy cane may be your only defense weapon when it comes to a holiday attacker. Thanks to this video, I no longer have to throw away that striped piece of sugar. [Asylum]
  • Our president-elect is looking HOT in this shirtless photo. If we didn’t like Michelle Obama so much, we’d pose as a Secret Service agent and then accost him in a men’s restroom. Just kidding! [Huffington Post]
  • Sixty-four famous Hanukkah celebrators is much better than eight. Bet you click on most of them before eight days are up. [College Candy]
  • A Jewish woman dates Christian men this time of year to get her Christmas fix. [Your Tango]
  • When a man goes from hot to cold in an instant, the best thing you can do is move on. Racking your brain about what you could have done is unhealthy because you probably didn’t do anything. [Dear Sugar]
  • Janet Jackson could be pregnant or her weight could be doing that yo-yo thing again. [Mediatakeout]
  • It is possible to cook a $3 or less meal, and none of these recipes include tuna fish, bread and a toaster. [Shine]