Quickies!: Levi Johnston’s Mom Is A Total Winner

  • Bristol Palin’s future mother-in-law (yeah, right) has been arrested on drug charges. But thankfully little Levi Johnston, who is due tomorrow, will be able to meet his grandma Sherry Johnston because she’s out on bond. [Perez Hilton]
  • NeNe Leakes of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” supposedly had a nose job, but we think she looks the same. The difference in the shape of her nose is probably the angle and facial expression. [Mediatakeout]
  • Shannen Doherty looks like she escaped a mental institution. Maybe she was just having a dress rehearsal for the “90210” episode when Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor get into a fight. [Popbytes]
  • Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home was burglarized. The robber entered through the front door, which was unlocked, just like Paris’ legs. [Candy Kirby]
  • Doggy style is 2008’s most popular sex position. Ugh, we were into doggy style, like, years ago. [Dear Sugar]