We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week well award five of you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This weeks winner’s will receive the classic flapper handbook, Live Alone And Like It! So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Commenter’s Ball…
Curmudgetrix in Sexist Advertising Alert: Does This Suit Look Good With The Model I Just Murdered?
Amelia questioned the ad appeal of a lifeless, half naked woman being pulled by a man’s tie on a car hood. Curmudgetrix wrote:
“Just what every douche bag suit wants: a human squeegee for his midlife crisis mobile!”
Beachy in Ask The Astrosexologist: Should I Wait Around For My Cancer Man To Commit?
To back up Beyonce/Kiki T’s advice, “If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it,” Beachy took it one step further and wrote:
“The only man a girl should ever wait for is Jesus Christ! – and even then, ask questions!!!!
“I always ask…’well, only if you let me put a dildo in yours, first’ …works EVERY time.”
“I finally did this earlier this year. I went to Macy’s and got felt up by an 80 year old woman half my size. It was the most action I had seen all year! Turns out, I was wearing the right size all these years. Yay!”
missinformation in Mind Of Man: Pity The Pick-Up Artist
In Going On A Manhunt: On The Prowl In The 80’s a female pick up artist suggested you use a stuffed animal to get a man’s attention. But missinformation pointed out how that would only work for tweens and pedo’s:
“You know that small stuffed animal trick actually worked…in middle school.”
Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away bottles of the totally craveable Creative Nail Design’s Sticky Base Coat. Good luck and keep on commentin’!