Everyone’s favorite wife banger, Pete Wentz, and his lovely spouse, Ashlee Simpson, are going to be on an upcoming episode of “The Dog Whisperer.” It’s clear from the preview above, taped before Bronx Mowgli’s arrival, that Ashlee is way worried that their bulldog Hemingway is going to hump her new baby to death. Will Cesar Millan’s techniques (which consist of making sounds like “psst!”, poking pups in the ribs, and teaching them to run on a treadmill) work so that the Simpson-Wentz family doesn’t have to send Hemingway away? Let’s hope! If not, I will take the little bugger. He’s cute.
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