Help Your BF Hide His Shortcomings With The Trouser Expander

Is your boyfriend a little small down there? Well, pump up his ego with the Trouser Expander! It’s just one of many new products that make men feel better about their bodies. The Trouser Expander enlarges the user to “a whopping 8″, with girth beyond belief!” and costs just $7. How he’ll explain that air pump hanging out of his pants, well, that’s his problem. [ via Nick McGlynn]