Quickies!: Beyonce Might Not Be Having Babies Quite Yet

  • Beyonce is afraid of childbirth. Maybe she should create another alter ego named, Mama Fearless. [Shine]
  • Lindsay Lohan cozied up to Sean Penn at a private dinner for his film “Milk.” She probably longed for some peen after seeing the film’s love scenes. [Dlisted]
  • Victoria Beckham’s fashion line seems almost identical to the line from her favorite designer, Roland Mouret, who helped her set up her atelier. [Perez Hilton]
  • Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are trying to prevent Bobby’s tell-all book from coming out. In it he describes how his ex-wife introduced him to cocaine. Now that I know this little tidbit of info, I don’t really need to read the book. [Media Takeout]
  • With the help of in vitro fertilization, a 70 year old gave birth to her first child in India. [MSNBC]
  • Bachelorette parties don’t have to be about strip clubs and penis paraphernalia. A spa day or potluck dinner is totally appropriate for some brides-to-be. [Dear Sugar]
  • “Mad Men” is to blame for the mix-up that “asshole” means “masculine.” [Your Tango]