Quickies!: Jessica Simpson Wants To Get Closer To God

  • Jessica Simpson wants to become religious scholar. What inspired her? A documentary about the Da Vinci Code! Her father, a former-minister, must be kind of insulted. [The Sun U.K.]
  • Condom preference says a lot about a man. [College Candy]
  • The Mary-Kate Olsen pregnancy rumors are still on? Really? People, she’s a twig. It’s just not possible. [The Superficial]
  • People are still too spooked out to buy Heath Leger’s former apartment. [NYPost]
  • O.J. Simpson was sentenced to 15 years in jail. He’ll serve at least nine years before being up for parole. [TheSuperficial]
  • Contrary to the rumors, Miley Cyrus is NOT filing for legal emancipation from her parents. [E!Online]