Commenters Ball: Our Favorite Comments Of The Week
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! For this, our second week dishing out the goodies, our five favorite frisky commenters will each receive Popptags wine gift tags! Now, without further adieu, here are our five winners…
In the comments this week: East Coast Male is still wooing the ladies with his frank talk, although we really think his soul mate is shannac02. “Mind of Man”‘s John DeVore wins so much support we’d like to dub him “The Frisky’s Obama,” and nearly every lady found six words to sum up their life story — from the sexy to the touching. Needless to say, there was a lot of love to choose from!
Best Butt In
ghotisgirl from Hot Trend: Butt Cleavage Body Jewelry
“Big girl holds up butt jewelry,now you see it…puts it on..now you don’t !!! HAHA..I can say that because I am a big girl :D Seriously though,it looks kinda painful.…”
Ghotisgirl is lucky she’s got a big ol’ booty. So, an itsy-bitsy barbell just isn’t going to stand out when there’s so much more to admire.
“I’m thinking a ‘“home version”’ of Drunken Office Party might be in order. I can show all the cleavage I want, say whatever dirty thing comes to mind without worry, get as drunk as I want and don’t have worry one iota about any repercussions at work!”
“Terrible idea fake abs but not far from push-up bras, contacts, pantyhose, make-up, heels etc…”
Touché, illusion away boys! We women have been manipulating our lady meat for centuries to look our best, so maybe it’s only fair to give men the same type of products. But for the record, we love you guys, just the way you are!
Most Honorable Hottie
Tamara from Mind Of Man: Why We Love Strippers
This week, strip clubs were tearing up the comments. While everyone had a point, exotic dancer Tamara has put herself out there in more ways than one. Here’s what she had to say about her hard work:
“As for some women forbidding their significant others from going to clubs, understand that I made a living and happily finished high school off the money from giving your boyfriend or husband a severe case of blue balls and then sending him home to throw you a bone. I don’t speak for every dancer out there, but to me it was a job and I don’t crap where I eat. If you trust him not to stray in an everyday situation, trust him not to stray in a strip club…. I have to say I got a giggle from the glitter in the lap, reeking of cheap perfume and baby powder. Though I have to confess it’s not baby powder, or perfume, it’s baby wipes and body spray and customers are not the only ones who go home that way.”
Humble Bee from Dating Don’ts: How Not To Handle Gifting Situations
‘Tis the season for gift-giving sadism? Well, it is according to Humble Bee:
“Why?? Why?!? Do i need a life sized teddy bear???? Or some shoes that look like they belong to the wicked witch of the west?? My boyfriend is the worst gift giver… When I clearly tell him what I like, I’m going to have to give him a list, or he’ll just show up with flowers and a stupid teddy bear. Why can’t guys understand that NOT every girl likes teddy bears. I am not a 9 year old!!! I know I sound unappreciative but I always get him great gifts, I think this Christmas it’s time to give him a taste of his own medicine and buy him a knitted sweater and make him wear it!!!”
Your idea reminds me of that scene in “Better Off Dead” where Lane’s (John Cusack) mom makes his dad wear the aardvark holiday suit with the snout. Hilarious!
FYI, now you need to register to comment on The Frisky (c’mon, you know you were getting tired of those spammers posting mumbo-jumbo links too!), BUT, we have a little extra incentive for you, besides the freedom to speak your mind. We’re now giving away prizes to our favorite commenters—so register hot stuff and get ready to knock our socks off! Next week’s prize for our five favorite commenters is a beautiful moleskin notebook from Modofly.