Star Couplings: NHL Star Sean Avery Suspended For Calling Elisha Cuthbert “Sloppy Seconds”

  • Hockey player Sean Avery, who used to date actress Elisha Cuthbert (she ditched Justin Timberlake’s best friend Trace Ayala for Avery), was suspended by the NHL for making inappropriate public comments. At a press conference yesterday, he said, in reference to Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf, who is currently dating Cuthbert: “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.” Who knew the NHL has such tough policies on manners? [Us Weekly]
  • Kevin Federline decided his ex, Britney Spears, was getting too much attention this week so he sold his side of the story to People. He told the magazine, “That’s the mother of my children. Just because I’m not in love with her doesn’t mean that I don’t love her. I’m definitely rooting for her. There’s nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.” [People]
  • Britney’s cousin Alli — who was pushed out of her life by Britney’s parents for being an “enabler” — had to say her piece too, telling In Touch, “How can they say Britney is sick and then shove her out on the road, with all that pressure?” [Perez Hilton]
  • Ivana Trump already has a new boyfriend, and he’s 22 years old. Obviously, her fourth husband, at 37, was too old for her. [DListed]
  • Apparently, there was a rumor Mary-Kate Olsen was pregnant, but it’s not true. She just ate a lima bean. [Us Weekly]