Quickies!: Boobs Lost At Sea

  • Australian men’s magazine Ralph was shipping $200,000 of breast implants from Beijing to its headquarters in Sydney, but when the container arrived it was empty. [Your Tango]
  • According to studies, birth control pills have no effect on libido. Guess you should look elsewhere if your sex drive has taken a detour. [Daily Bedpost]
  • Taking on a creative project with your honey can often spark a little romance, and this is the perfect time of year for a little creativity. [Dear Sugar]
  • A Colorado company is selling a genetic test that they say can determine the sport for which your child is best suited. So what happens if the test says your child sucks at sports? [Asylum]
  • Beyonce forgot to shave her pits at the “Cadillac Records” premiere, but the Victoria’s Secret models helped her out. Hey, those shears are as big as Beyonce’s “Ego”! [Candy Kirby]
  • Star magazine claims Britney Spears is on a “deadly diet” and is abusing a prescription drug to keep the weight down. [Star]