Star Couplings: Marriage Is In The Hands Of The Jolie-Pitt Kids

  • Brad Pitt says he’ll marry Angelina Jolie when it’s important to their kids. Hasn’t little Zahara already been bitching that mom and dad aren’t married like Shrek and Princess Fiona? [Us Weekly]
  • Dear Robert Pattinson, please do not date Camilla Belle, she has been tainted by a Jonas Brother. Love, The Frisky [Us Weekly]
  • Kelly Rutherford, who plays Serena’s mom on “Gossip Girl,” is expecting her second child. She and her husband already have a son named Hermes. Start placing your bets for the new kid’s name — Gucci? Birkin? Fendi? Louis Vuitton? [DListed]

  • Ivana Trump and her 23-years-younger fourth husband, Rossano, have split. Did he get too old? [DListed]
  • Lindsay Lohan took to her blog to assure friends that she and Sam Ronson are still together. Thank god. [Perez Hilton]
  • Eeeeeek! Britney Spears’ tour dates have been announced! [Perez Hilton]