The Frisky Gift Guide: Safe & Sexy

Simcha / November 29, 2008

What do you get for the gal that has everything? Something to protect her most prized possessions! Safe sex presents are the best way to show someone you care — whether or not you want to go there. After the jump, our playful picks for gifts that get dirty and keep it clean…

Yule A Go-Go DVD
Some sexy burlesque strip tease will put you in the mood to party in your panties.
[$19.99 at Yule A Go-Go]
Condom Carrying Case
Carrying condoms is oh-so-important for the girl on the go! But just like your vag, you’ve got to take care of your love glove to make sure it doesn’t get busted. This retro-looking compact makes for the perfect pretty and discreet case. Bonus for buying, 10% goes to the YouthAIDS charity.
[$19.95 at Just In Case, Inc.]
Lipstick Vibrator
This inconspicuous lipstick vibe will put a rocket in your pocket! So, you’ll always be ready to blast off.
[$11.25 at Amazon]
Gold Xena Cuff
Metal handcuffs are criminal! So if you want to be a bad girl, get yourself locked up in these luxurious bangles.
[$355 at Agent Provocateur]
Booty Parlor Lubricant
The girlie glass bottle with fancy lettering seems like some expensive perfume to the unsuspecting eye, when, in actuality, it’s a lube that “works with toys as well as boys.”
[$12.98 at]
Portable Stripper Pole
Wow your man by working his second favorite kind of pole. All the girls in Utah are doing it!
[$229 at Lil Mynx]
Beyond Seven Condoms
The Corvette of condoms, beyond sevens will take you to heaven in style. You’ll feel every bump in the road. What a wild ride!
[$10.79 a dozen at CVS]
Vanilla Dental Dam
A vanilla dental dam will keep you licking like it’s a tasty ice cream cone without all the added calories.
[$1.50 at]