What do you get for the gal that has everything? Something to protect her most prized possessions! Safe sex presents are the best way to show someone you care — whether or not you want to go there. After the jump, our playful picks for gifts that get dirty and keep it clean…
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Yule A Go-Go DVD Some sexy burlesque strip tease will put you in the mood to party in your panties. [$19.99 at Yule A Go-Go] |
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Condom Carrying Case Carrying condoms is oh-so-important for the girl on the go! But just like your vag, you’ve got to take care of your love glove to make sure it doesn’t get busted. This retro-looking compact makes for the perfect pretty and discreet case. Bonus for buying, 10% goes to the YouthAIDS charity. [$19.95 at Just In Case, Inc.] |
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Lipstick Vibrator This inconspicuous lipstick vibe will put a rocket in your pocket! So, you’ll always be ready to blast off. [$11.25 at Amazon] |
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Gold Xena Cuff Metal handcuffs are criminal! So if you want to be a bad girl, get yourself locked up in these luxurious bangles. [$355 at Agent Provocateur] |
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Booty Parlor Lubricant The girlie glass bottle with fancy lettering seems like some expensive perfume to the unsuspecting eye, when, in actuality, it’s a lube that “works with toys as well as boys.” [$12.98 at drugstore.com] |
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Portable Stripper Pole Wow your man by working his second favorite kind of pole. All the girls in Utah are doing it! [$229 at Lil Mynx] |
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Beyond Seven Condoms The Corvette of condoms, beyond sevens will take you to heaven in style. You’ll feel every bump in the road. What a wild ride! [$10.79 a dozen at CVS] |
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Vanilla Dental Dam A vanilla dental dam will keep you licking like it’s a tasty ice cream cone without all the added calories. [$1.50 at Undercovercondoms.com] |
