Star Couplings: Evan Rachel Wood’s New Man

  • Evan Rachel Wood may not have taken our advice on who she should date next, but we do approve of her choice — Joseph Gordon Levitt. Did their three names bring them together? [Perez Hilton]
  • Tsk-tsk. Has Alex Rodriguez been skipping out on his Kabbalah classes? Mistress Madonna will not be pleased. [Perez Hilton]
  • Britney may be doing better, but her taste in men continues to suck — she apparently still has a thing for Adnan Ghalib and his icky landing strip pube face. [DListed]
  • Jason Lee married his baby momma on the sly, but all I care about is the fact that he still hasn’t coughed up the name of that baby, which has to be something good, since his other kid is named Pilot Inspektor. [Us Weekly]
  • Can you handle it? Here’s a taste of Spencer Pratt’s wedding vows to Heidi Montag. “Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.” Barf. [Us Weekly]