For The Week Of November 24-30, 2008

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Don’t be scared of innovation. When it comes to getting more out of old situation, it’ll mean taking bigger risks and shaking up your foundations to try something far fetched — and the more progressive the ideas, the more they’ll work. Yes, long as you remain passionate and show how much you want it, fate will find its way to grant you your wish.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

On the agenda: making decisions on where to set your anchor. Although you may love whom you’re with, thinking for the long-term will be pressing on your mind and it’ll mean projecting yourself into your ideal future, uncovering what your real happily ever after is and accepting the picture you find, no matter what. From there, actions will be obvious and possibly painful.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Intimacy isn’t your strong quality. Either you avoid it like the plague or you are so hardcore about it, you squeeze those close to you to a pulp. While you always mean well, it’s not working. To get back on track, time to change your song and dance. Time to redefine what being well-adjusted is without thinking it’s going to bore you.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Erase, “No,” from your vocabulary, as doing what you want, when you want and however you want will be your path to a living nirvana. It’s a time to take no prisons, as in letting your mouth run and having your body follow, as when you’ll be at your rawest is when you’ll be at your sexiest and most effective. Yes, time to see if others can rise to the challenge.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Guilt is a dirty word and the more you judge yourself for a past wrong doing, the more defeated you get and the sad thing is, at the end of the day, it’s only you who is punishing yourself as harshly as you are. There’s no scoreboard, but until you really embrace that fact, help yourself along in the healing process by embracing the teaches of Peaches, “F*** The Pain Away.”

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your love life is running all over the place and not in a good way. As if goes, your objectivity is shot and there isn’t a quick fix you can implement alone — which means time to call in your most clever friends to cook up a scheme to get you back on the fast track with your honey, as it goes with you, Miss. Sign of Friendship, it sometimes does take a village.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You career will be moving up a few notches and into a faster lane. This will mean you have to step up to the plate and make your love life a priority just the same. You have a tendency to flip to the extremes, but this time around you have way too much on the line to just wing it. This time around, organization is mandatory.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

The structure of your life is starting to come undone and you should let it. All the rules you put on yourself have done nothing, but backed up you into a wall. Face it, the view sucks and you aren’t as happy as you thought. While you have proven you have a great ability to complete task, you haven’t proven how to sustain happiness — put that back on top of your agenda now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Behind close doors, you love it dirty. However, there’s no need to have to keep everything under a tight lid, as the more you express your frisky side, the more the laws of attraction will work for you. Forget the shame, forget the guilt, forget the pristine image you want to project, etc. From here on out, call it as you want it or be stuck with the crumbs.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’re either committed to love or on your way to being committed because of love. There are no other options for you now as the extremes are hitting you hard and making you think all sorts of crazy things about yourself, life and the male species. To find out which side of fate you want to experience, be willing to dig deep into your inner soul to find the answers.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Thanks to a major shift in your partnership house (big bad Pluto the karma planet moving in for the next 16 years), expect your closest relationships to go through a complete transformation starting now. What it means? Being quicker to cut the bullsh*t ties that have only kept you busy and rising to a higher standard for those you love. All round, improvements all the way.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

As long as you can articulate yourself, you’ll be clear of any love catastrophes. Seems your words will be the sweetest music to someone out there, seducing him to do as you wish. However, know there will be a payback time and that how you set up the foundation now will set the price for later. In other words, be kind.