Star Couplings: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Have A Jungle Book Baby

  • Apple, Moses, Zuma Nesta Rock, sit your little butts down. There’s a new baby on the block and its name is way, way, way more appalling than yours. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz popped out her baby yesterday, and she and husband Pete Wentz named the little boy…wait for it…BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. Like the borough. Like the character from “The Jungle Book.” Like years, and years, and years of ass kickings in junior high. [DListed]
  • Adorable new couple alert! Emily Blunt (from “The Devil Wears Prada”) and John Kransinski (Jim on “The Office”) are dating! [Just Jared]
  • Prince William’s Royal Weiner. Blurry, impressive, but probably NSFW. [DListed]
  • Holly Madison’s new boyfriend, Criss Angel, doesn’t like her to wear as much makeup as her old boyfriend, Hugh Hefner, did. We think she looks way prettier too. [Paris Hilton]
  • Reese Witherspoon has been giving some interviews lately that suggest she’s nowhere near ready to get married again, despite Jake Gyllenhaal being a hot piece. [Perez Hilton]
  • Robert Pattinson says he can’t find a girl who wants to commit. Um, hello. Call me. [Us Weekly]
  • Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been granted a quickie divorce. [People]