Commenters Ball: Our Favorite Comments Of The Week

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, here are our five favorite comments from last week, after the jump. Oh, and between TODAY and next Thursday, if your comment is chosen as one of the best for “Commenter’s Ball,” you’ll win a sweet eco-friendly t-shirt from Quiksilver! Best TMI
“Annie O” in Will Vibrators Be The Big Thing This Holiday?
We all could use a man that runs on batteries, no? But wow, these ladies talk about their mom’s gift that keeps on giving. “Annie O” wrote:

“…moms need that extra push to get themselves a vibrator. I bought my mom a sex after 50 book and she was embarrassed. Then, at 52 she asked if i knew of any other books! i got her and assortment AND a Laya Spot vibe AND some Liquid Silk. That woman has never been happier. My dad seemed pretty happy too!”

I mean, it’s nice that you have such a close relationship with your parents, but ew!

Funniest Fashionista
“Sour Ball” in Peace Signs: Still Going Strong at 50
We may love peace, but even the idea of a bad dye job inspires rage, or at least a good point, from “Sour Ball”:

“Thank Jebus there’s no tie-dye!”

Or Mercedes symbols…it’s always hilarious when some hippie forgets the extra line in the middle.

Best Dirty Mind
“Pipi” in Crave: Wolford Penelope Crochet Fishnet Tights
Pipi clearly has one thing on her brain:

“Haha omg. I first read that word as ‘crotchless’ and I was thinking, ‘Oh yeah that is sure to keep you warm in the winter.'”

Ha! Well, I think if you wear crotchless tights, someone will offer to keep you so warm you’ll be sweatin’.

Best Four-Part Point
“par3” in Woman Gives A Microphone A Blow Job And Calls It Art
Literally, this “artist” went down on a mic in front of a bunch of photogs, and it made some seriously Brian Eno-like experimental sounds. But that’s giving her too much credit, so par3 gave her some art school-style criticism:

”1. the shaved head dude in the striped shirt to the left made a run for the bathroom stall after he took that picture. 
2. i wonder if she disinfected that thing? does she realize how dirty mics are? 
3. this should be used as a recording to attract whales to observatory boats. 
4. she could be getting a lot more money for what she’s doing.”

As for #4, then she’d be a whore for more than publicity….I wonder which one makes you richer?

Best Exposer
“Lynn” from Facebook Will Kick You While You’re Down
Amelia was lamenting about a Facebook ad that called her pathetic for being newly single and 29. AS IF! Well, Lynn cracked us up by calling out everyone’s favorite email provider:

“I think it’s kind of fun to see what ads I get in Gmail. Once my cousins and I were emailing about going out that weekend, and suddenly we all had ads about where to pick up cougars. Gmail had us all pegged just a bit incorrectly. But they were spot-on with the ads to help me get rid of my beer gut!”

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