Star Couplings: Brad Pitt Wants Jennifer Aniston To Zip It

  • You know how Jennifer Aniston was all, “Wah, wah, Angelina, wah, wah, uncool”? Well Brad Pitt supposedly called her and was like, “Shut your pie hole about my baby mama.” [TMZ]
  • Madonna says Alex Rodriguez “has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body.” Guh-ross. [Page Six]
  • Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are headed to Paris to get engaged or something. [The Mirror U.K.]
  • Taylor Swift says Joe Jonas was tots cheating on her with Camilla Belle. Lame! [Us Weekly]
  • Scott Wolf, from “Party of Five,” and his wife Kelley Limp (who was on “The Real World: New Orleans) are expecting a baby. Party of three! [Us Weekly]
  • Lil’ Archie Arnett is, according to dad Will Arnett, “thinking about smiling. He’s trying to decide if he’s ready or not.” [People]