We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, here are our five favorite comments from last week…
Most Surprising Kindred Spirit
Astrosexologist Kiki T from “Is Cindy McCain Cheating On Her Maverick?”
We Frisky gals love trampy pill poppers, but sometimes we’re even surprised by who can inspire us:
“Wow, that Cindy is wild. Between her pill popping and now an affair with an ’80s washed up rock star, I’m beginning to like her!”
Yeah, Cindy McCain probably masturbates to hair metal ballads too! Can’t you just hear John asking her to turn the volume on that rock ‘n’ roll racket down?Best Grandpa Style Joke
“Elizabeth” from Real Chick Lit: The Handjob Handbook
A book about boners left Elizabeth with one question:
“Is it a pop-up book?”
“Diane” from Liveblogging the Real Housewives of Atlanta
While Amelia watched/blogged about the crazy bitches that rule Hotlanta, Diane had a genius hot flash:
“I just realized her line is called ‘She’ by Sheree. REALLY? That sounds like the name for a feminine hygiene product with a slogan like, ‘Keep your She fresh!’”
You should go into advertising, Diane!
Best Turnin’ The Tables
“Katia” and “ClatieK” from Mind of Man: When It Comes To Breasts, Bigger Isn’t Always Better
We’re like addicted to boobs like we’re friggin’ babies this week at the Frisky. While we’ve been getting things off our chest, “Katia” makes a good point:
“Gravity takes it’s toll on everyone, men included. Funny how you never read an article about women waxing lyrical on perky testicles.”
Well, that was until “Clatie K” commented:
“Here’s a shout-out to the beauty that is perky testicles!”
Ah yes, they are a sight to behold.
Best Male Member
“Brad Behnke” from Thoughts From Gays On IM: Prop 8 Gay Marriage Bans
We’ve been discussing the disses gay marriage got across the country on election day. And “Brad Behnke” has really put things in perspective with his comment (we fixed the spelling errors, Brad):
“I find it odd to be a resident in a state (Florida) where its constitution will now carry wording that limits or denies civil rights to a portion of it’s citizens, while at the same time this same constitution carries wording that provides special protections for HOGS. PIGS in Florida have special rights and protections written into its state constitution, while its human citizens who identify themselves as gay/lesbian are denied rights and privileges extended to ‘other’ male and females in the state. Equality for all, and the pigs, but not for me.”
Who’s being pig-headed now?
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