Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Opens Up About John Mayer

  • Jennifer Aniston says about John Mayer, in the December issue of Vogue, “People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up.” And about Mayer discussing their split with the paparazzi? “Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man.” Oooh, dang. [Perez Hilton]
  • Ed Westwick put the moves on Juliette Lewis and she dissed him because apparently she doesn’t watch “Gossip Girl” so his whole sleazy vibe didn’t really make sense to her. [Perez Hilton]
  • If I was Guy Ritchie, I would tell Madonna to shove this list up her tight little gristled butt. [DListed]
  • Adam Sandler and his wife welcomed a second daughter, Sunny Madeline. [Us Weekly]
  • Joe Jonas traded in Taylor Swift for Camilla Belle. [People]