Quickies!: Tears For Historic Presidential Election

  • Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart were teary-eyed as they announced Senator Barack Obama’s win over Senator John McCain in the presidential election. Colbert broke character! Amazing! [Indecision 2008]
  • According to a British survey, romance in a relationship lasts exactly two years, six months and 25 days. [Lemondrop]
  • Now that Proposition 8 has passed in California, could Ellen and Portia’s marriage be illegal? [Your Tango]
  • It’s not a good idea to ingest Vaseline, instead use an edible lube when you’re giving a blow job. [Daily Bedpost]
  • Bubble skirts are back! [College Candy]
  • J.K. Rowlings admits that Harry and Hermione could have had a relationship. [Perez Hilton]